Dear World, What The Fuck?

A list of things that make people say: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

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Anonymous asked: why is this blog over?

because idgaf

THIS BLOG IS OVER. YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW.

420. JUSTIN BIEBER. THAT’S NOT A TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL SINGING? SHIT. MY BAD.

417. THE NEW DOMINOS PIZZA RECIPE. HOLY SHIT I HAVE NEVER TASTED PIZZA SO DAMN GOOD. IF YOU HAVEN’T TRIED IT YET THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? IT IS PURE HEAVEN MIXED WITH SEX AND CANDY.

416. TRYING NOT TO CRY WHEN YOU WATCH MOVIES LIKE REMEMBER THE TITANS IN CLASS. DO NOT CRY. DO NOT CRY. DON’T YOU FUCKING CRY WITH THAT CUTE BOY OVER THERE. DON’T YOU FUCKING— SHIT.

415. PROSTITUTION BEING ILLEGAL. IT’S NOT MY FIRST LIFESTYLE CHOICE BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IF THE GIRL WANTS TO FUCK FOR FIVE BUCKS THAN LET HER. WHO IS IT HURTING? DEFINITELY NOT THE UGLY GUY WHO’S FINALLY GETTING SOME.

And before you say something about spreading diseases or getting mugged, people fuck complete strangers all the time okay.

414. THE NUMBER OF GIRLS THAT HAVE “MARIE” AS THEIR MIDDLE NAME. DID ALL OF OUR PARENTS GET TOGETHER ONE DAY AND DECIDE TO GIVE EVERYONE “MARIE” AS A MIDDLE NAME?

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413. VEGETARIANS THAT ACT LIKE THEY’RE HOT FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE THEY DON’T EAT MEAT. WOW YOU AND A MILLION OTHER PEOPLE BUDDY. I DON’T THINK ANYONE ACTUALLY CARES WHAT YOU PUT INTO YOUR MOUTH UNLESS IT’S THEIR BOYFRIEND’S PENIS SO THE NEXT TIME I BRING UP ANY KIND OF FOOD, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND DO NOT TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR VEGGIE WAYS IN THAT HOLIER-THAN-THOU TONE.

I mean really. Do you want a certificate or something?

Edit: I’m pointing the finger at veggies who are veggie to look hip. Not veggies who are veggie because they don’t like meat, care about animals, are healthy, etc.

412. RUSH HOUR. AT WHAT TIME ROUGHLY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4 AND 6 IS THERE ANYONE RUSHING? I SEE NO RUSHING. IT SHOULD BE CALLED “HEY EVERYONE FORGET HOW TO DRIVE HOUR” OR PERHAPS “IS THAT A PLASTIC BAG IN THE ROAD? LET’S SLOW DOWN AND SEE HOUR”

411. COPS. WHY ARE 99% OF THEM COMPLETE ASSHOLES? DID SOMEONE ASS RAPE YOU IN THE POLICE ACADEMY OR WHAT?

410. SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS. WHY ARE 90% OF THEM COMPLETE BITCHES FOR NO REASON? YOU’RE NOT EVEN A REAL TEACHER.

Teacher: Get in your assigned seats!
Student: …We don’t have assigned seats.
Teacher: DON’T TALK BACK TO ME. I HAVE THE SEATING CHART RIGHT HERE.
Student: Wtf that’s from 1976.
Teacher: DETENTION.

409. WHO WASTES THEIR TIME STALKING ALEX GASKARTH OF ALL PEOPLE? IF I WAS GOING TO BUY SOMEONE’S ADDRESS IT’D BE SOMEONE IMPORTANT LIKE NATALIE PORTMAN OR THE GUY THAT PLAYED GLEN COCO.