December 2010
1 post
Anonymous asked: why is this blog over?
April 2010
1 post
THIS BLOG IS OVER. YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW.
March 2010
3 posts
420. JUSTIN BIEBER. THAT'S NOT A TWELVE YEAR OLD...
February 2010
4 posts
417. THE NEW DOMINOS PIZZA RECIPE. HOLY SHIT I...
416. TRYING NOT TO CRY WHEN YOU WATCH MOVIES LIKE...
415. PROSTITUTION BEING ILLEGAL. IT'S NOT MY FIRST...
And before you say something about spreading diseases or getting mugged, people fuck complete strangers all the time okay.
414. THE NUMBER OF GIRLS THAT HAVE "MARIE" AS...
January 2010
11 posts
Submit your ideas or tell me what you like/hate...
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413. VEGETARIANS THAT ACT LIKE THEY'RE HOT FUCKING...
I mean really. Do you want a certificate or something?
Edit: I’m pointing the finger at veggies who are veggie to look hip. Not veggies who are veggie because they don’t like meat, care about animals, are healthy, etc.
412. RUSH HOUR. AT WHAT TIME ROUGHLY BETWEEN THE...
411. COPS. WHY ARE 99% OF THEM COMPLETE ASSHOLES?...
410. SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS. WHY ARE 90% OF THEM...
Teacher: Get in your assigned seats! Student: …We don’t have assigned seats. Teacher: DON’T TALK BACK TO ME. I HAVE THE SEATING CHART RIGHT HERE. Student: Wtf that’s from 1976. Teacher: DETENTION.
409. WHO WASTES THEIR TIME STALKING ALEX GASKARTH...
408. THE CRAZY BITCH THAT BOUGHT ALEX GASKARTH'S...
Oh waittttt, guysss llol it wass liikee justt a jookee loll. Becausee I do thatttt stuff allll thee timmee.
407. THE WEIRD THINGS I DO WHEN I'M SLEEPING. I...
And what the fuck does a bulletproof kitchen have to do with anything?
406. AGE RESTRICTIONS IN AMERICA. OH YOU TURNED...
You can’t even rent cars or go on cruises by yourself when you’re 18. “Adult” my ass.
404. MARIAH CAREY. CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW SHE BEAT...
November 2009
4 posts
402. MY DAD JUST ADDED MY EX BOYFRIEND ON FACEBOOK...
401. LADY GAGA'S ABILITY TO GET A SONG STUCK IN MY...
IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS, FOUR DAYS, AND 13 HOURS. WHEN WILL IT END?
400. THE INTERNET. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ON HERE. I...
WHILE CHECKING MY CREDIT SCORE AND ORDERING A PET MONKEY.
SHIT.
399. MY SOCIOLOGY TEACHER AND YOUTUBE. IF I WANTED...
BY THE WAY. I ALREADY SAW THAT ONE. OLD NEWS.
October 2009
27 posts
396. TAKE HOME MIDTERMS. I DON'T THINK MY...
395. THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE COPIED THE...
394. BEAUTICIANS THAT CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH. SHE...
393. ALL OF YOU THAT POST LIKE 30 THINGS A DAY. GO...
392. WINTER AND WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR LIPS. OW.
391. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A CONVICT, AKON.
STOP IT.
390. RAP/HIP-HOP SONGS WHERE THE ARTIST SAYS THEIR...
389. PARENTS IN GENERAL. WHATEVER THEY DID TODAY,...
388. PEOPLE SHOWING UP UNANNOUNCED. ACTUALLY, MY...
387. NAME-DROPPING. IT ONLY MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A...
This means YOU, Alex Deleon.
386. WHEN YOU HAVE AN ITCH AND YOU GO TO SCRATCH...
Oh hey, ear. If I had known you were itchy, I would have scratched YOU and not my TOE.
385. TAILGATING. IF YOU DRIVE ON MY ASS, I WILL...
384. ROOKIE DRIVER SIGNS THAT NEW DRIVERS PUT ON...
383. PEOPLE THAT THINK BABIES ARE CUTE. THEY HAVE...
382. TOILETS THAT AUTOMATICALLY FLUSH. ESPECIALLY...
381. PEOPLE THAT CAN'T ADMIT WHEN THEY'RE WRONG.
Me: -drawing music notes all over my paper- Person: -points to 8th note- Why are you drawing half notes on your paper? Me: :| Buddy, that’s an 8th note. Person: Uh. No. Its half a beat so its a half note. Me: You know I’m a music major, right? It’s an 8th note. Person: I used to play guitar. I know what I’m talking about. Me: -shows note to class, class collectively tells...
379. WILLIAM BECKETT, HIS BABY, AND HIS BABYMOMMA....
Plus there’s just a general “what the fuck” on the whole issue.
378. WHEN YOU OUTSMART YOUR PARENTS AND THEY CALL...
376. LOVING THINGS YOU USED TO HATE AS A KID. NAPS...
374. SCHOOL. HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY LEARNED...
373. THE FALL OUT BOY GREATEST HITS ALBUM. THOSE...
P.S. WHY ARE YOU SENDING US YOUR HAIR, PETE WENTZ? WHY?