Dear World, What The Fuck?

A list of things that make people say: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Link to my Personal Tumblr: Natalie

408. THE CRAZY BITCH THAT BOUGHT ALEX GASKARTH’S ADDRESS AND WAITED OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE FOR 3 HOURS. NO. THAT IS NOT OKAY, YOU COCKBLOCKING LUNATIC.

Oh waittttt, guysss llol it wass liikee justt a jookee loll. Becausee I do thatttt stuff allll thee timmee.

407. THE WEIRD THINGS I DO WHEN I’M SLEEPING. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH “BULLETPROOF KITCHEN” WRITTEN ON MY HAND. I’VE ALSO FOUND MY CLOTHES IN THE BATHTUB ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS. WTF SELF. STOP PULLING PRANKS ON… ME.

And what the fuck does a bulletproof kitchen have to do with anything?

406. AGE RESTRICTIONS IN AMERICA. OH YOU TURNED 18? HAVE FUN WAITING ANOTHER 3 YEARS TO ACTUALLY BE CONSIDERED AN ADULT. HERE, HAVE SOME CIGARETTES AND PORN UNTIL THEN.

You can’t even rent cars or go on cruises by yourself when you’re 18. “Adult” my ass.

I guess they couldn’t find someone for that girl on the pole there..

I guess they couldn’t find someone for that girl on the pole there..

404. MARIAH CAREY. CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW SHE BEAT BEYONCE, ALICIA KEYS, AND USHER? AND NEXT TIME YOU CHOOSE A DRESS FOR AN AWARDS SHOW, MAKE SURE YOU CAN WALK IN IT.

402. MY DAD JUST ADDED MY EX BOYFRIEND ON FACEBOOK AND THEN COMPLAINED ABOUT HOW ANNOYING HE IS. IF YOU DON’T LIKE HIM, WHY ARE YOU ADDING HIM? AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ADDING MY EXES ANYWAY? HELLO, EMBARRASSMENT. I’M GLAD I’M YOUR DAUGHTER.

401. LADY GAGA’S ABILITY TO GET A SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD.

IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS, FOUR DAYS, AND 13 HOURS. WHEN WILL IT END?

400. THE INTERNET. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ON HERE. I THINK I JUST KILLED A MAN IN ZIMBABWE.

WHILE CHECKING MY CREDIT SCORE AND ORDERING A PET MONKEY.

SHIT.

399. MY SOCIOLOGY TEACHER AND YOUTUBE. IF I WANTED TO WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT AT HOME WITHOUT PAYING $300. YOU’RE NOT COOL FOR BEING 60 AND KNOWING HOW TO USE THE INTERNET. GO BACK TO TEACHING.

BY THE WAY. I ALREADY SAW THAT ONE. OLD NEWS.

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Do you think they’ll use this for the Twilight movie?

Do you think they’ll use this for the Twilight movie?

396. TAKE HOME MIDTERMS. I DON’T THINK MY PROFESSOR HAS HEARD OF THE INTERNET. OH WELL. A+ FOR ME.

395. THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE COPIED THE “WILLIAM YOUR HIPS DON’T LIE” BANNER. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE IT FUNNY ONCE DOESN’T MEAN IT’LL BE FUNNY AGAIN WHEN YOU JACK THEIR IDEA.

394. BEAUTICIANS THAT CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH. SHE ASKED ME IF I WANTED “TOO MUCH LAYERS” WHEN I ASKED FOR A TRIM AND THEN PROCEEDED TO CUT 6 INCHES OFF OF MY HAIR. THANKS, LADY. NOW I LOOK LIKE WILLIAM BECKETT CIRCA 2007.

393. ALL OF YOU THAT POST LIKE 30 THINGS A DAY. GO TAKE A WALK. RIGHT NOW. AND STOP REBLOGGING CHUCK AND BLAIR PICTURES. NO ONE CARES.