386. WHEN YOU HAVE AN ITCH AND YOU GO TO SCRATCH IT ONLY TO FIND THAT THE ITCH HAS JUMPED TO ANOTHER PLACE ON YOUR BODY. THEN YOU FINALLY TRACK DOWN THE ITCH AND IT ISN’T EVEN SATISFYING TO GET RID OF.
Oh hey, ear. If I had known you were itchy, I would have scratched YOU and not my TOE.
