407. THE WEIRD THINGS I DO WHEN I’M SLEEPING. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH “BULLETPROOF KITCHEN” WRITTEN ON MY HAND. I’VE ALSO FOUND MY CLOTHES IN THE BATHTUB ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS. WTF SELF. STOP PULLING PRANKS ON… ME.
And what the fuck does a bulletproof kitchen have to do with anything?
