410. SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS. WHY ARE 90% OF THEM COMPLETE BITCHES FOR NO REASON? YOU’RE NOT EVEN A REAL TEACHER.
Teacher: Get in your assigned seats!
Student: …We don’t have assigned seats.
Teacher: DON’T TALK BACK TO ME. I HAVE THE SEATING CHART RIGHT HERE.
Student: Wtf that’s from 1976.
Teacher: DETENTION.
