413. VEGETARIANS THAT ACT LIKE THEY’RE HOT FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE THEY DON’T EAT MEAT. WOW YOU AND A MILLION OTHER PEOPLE BUDDY. I DON’T THINK ANYONE ACTUALLY CARES WHAT YOU PUT INTO YOUR MOUTH UNLESS IT’S THEIR BOYFRIEND’S PENIS SO THE NEXT TIME I BRING UP ANY KIND OF FOOD, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND DO NOT TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR VEGGIE WAYS IN THAT HOLIER-THAN-THOU TONE.
I mean really. Do you want a certificate or something?
Edit: I’m pointing the finger at veggies who are veggie to look hip. Not veggies who are veggie because they don’t like meat, care about animals, are healthy, etc.