A list of things that make people say: “WHAT THE FUCK?” My Personal Tumblr:NatalieLoading…Dear World, What The Fuck?Tumblr (3.0; @dearworldwtf)http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/402. MY DAD JUST ADDED MY EX BOYFRIEND ON FACEBOOK AND THEN COMPLAINED ABOUT HOW ANNOYING HE IS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, WHY ARE YOU ADDING HIM? AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ADDING MY EXES ANYWAY? HELLO, EMBARRASSMENT. I'M GLAD I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/237656478http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/237656478Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:33:00 -0500401. LADY GAGA'S ABILITY TO GET A SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD.<p>IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS, FOUR DAYS, AND 13 HOURS. WHEN WILL IT END?</p>http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/233618351http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/233618351Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:31:51 -0500400. THE INTERNET. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ON HERE. I THINK I JUST KILLED A MAN IN ZIMBABWE.<p>WHILE CHECKING MY CREDIT SCORE AND ORDERING A PET MONKEY.</p> <p>SHIT.</p>http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/233569666http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/233569666Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:32:39 -0500399. MY SOCIOLOGY TEACHER AND YOUTUBE. IF I WANTED TO WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT AT HOME WITHOUT PAYING $300. YOU'RE NOT COOL FOR BEING 60 AND KNOWING HOW TO USE THE INTERNET. GO BACK TO TEACHING.<p>BY THE WAY. I ALREADY SAW THAT ONE. OLD NEWS.</p>http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/233563874http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/233563874Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:25:34 -0500:|<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks59vpn4D11qzw1ivo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>:|</p>http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/224253057http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/224253057Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:14:12 -0400Do you think they’ll use this for the Twilight movie?<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks417h9ihN1qzw1ivo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Do you think they’ll use this for the Twilight movie?</p>http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/223607899http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/223607899Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:09:17 -0400396. TAKE HOME MIDTERMS. I DON'T THINK MY PROFESSOR HAS HEARD OF THE INTERNET. OH WELL. A+ FOR ME.http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/219413203http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/219413203Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:24:51 -0400395. THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE COPIED THE "WILLIAM YOUR HIPS DON'T LIE" BANNER. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE IT FUNNY ONCE DOESN'T MEAN IT'LL BE FUNNY AGAIN WHEN YOU JACK THEIR IDEA.http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/218527262http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/218527262Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:57:17 -0400394. BEAUTICIANS THAT CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH. SHE ASKED ME IF I WANTED "TOO MUCH LAYERS" WHEN I ASKED FOR A TRIM AND THEN PROCEEDED TO CUT 6 INCHES OFF OF MY HAIR. THANKS, LADY. NOW I LOOK LIKE WILLIAM BECKETT CIRCA 2007. http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/218344481http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/218344481Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:59:45 -0400393. ALL OF YOU THAT POST LIKE 30 THINGS A DAY. GO TAKE A WALK. RIGHT NOW. AND STOP REBLOGGING CHUCK AND BLAIR PICTURES. NO ONE CARES.http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/218219826http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/218219826Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:46:18 -0400392. WINTER AND WHAT IT DOES TO YOUR LIPS. OW.http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217835580http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217835580Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:02:59 -0400391. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A CONVICT, AKON.<p>STOP IT.</p>http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217637135http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217637135Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:50:58 -0400390. RAP/HIP-HOP SONGS WHERE THE ARTIST SAYS THEIR NAME IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SONG. I'M PRETTY SURE WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU, AKON. NO NEED TO DO YOUR LITTLE SLAMMING JAIL BARS THING IN EVERY SINGLE SONG OF YOURS.http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217623662http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217623662Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:34:16 -0400389. PARENTS IN GENERAL. WHATEVER THEY DID TODAY, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217538309http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217538309Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:52:24 -0400388. PEOPLE SHOWING UP UNANNOUNCED. ACTUALLY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I WERE JUST GOING TO MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF THE TV, BUT OKAY. YOU CAN JOIN US. NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK.http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217530986http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217530986Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:43:36 -0400387. NAME-DROPPING. IT ONLY MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A DOUCHE. NO ONE CARES.<p>This means YOU, Alex Deleon.</p>http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217525984http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/217525984Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:37:29 -0400386. WHEN YOU HAVE AN ITCH AND YOU GO TO SCRATCH IT ONLY TO FIND THAT THE ITCH HAS JUMPED TO ANOTHER PLACE ON YOUR BODY. THEN YOU FINALLY TRACK DOWN THE ITCH AND IT ISN'T EVEN SATISFYING TO GET RID OF.<p>Oh hey, ear. If I had known you were itchy, I would have scratched YOU and not my TOE.</p>http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/216399248http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/216399248Sun, 18 Oct 2009 12:40:54 -0400385. TAILGATING. IF YOU DRIVE ON MY ASS, I WILL SLOW DOWN UNTIL I AM DOING THE EXACT SPEED LIMIT. I WILL DO THIS UNTIL YOU GET THE CHANCE TO PASS ME. THEN I WILL SPEED UP UNTIL YOU CAN'T PASS ME. THEN I WILL SLOW DOWN TO THE EXACT SPEED LIMIT. REPEAT AS NECESSARY.http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/215029619http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/215029619Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:39:42 -0400384. ROOKIE DRIVER SIGNS THAT NEW DRIVERS PUT ON CARS. YOU KNOW THAT ONLY MAKES ME WANT TO CUT YOU OFF AND THEN SWERVE IN FRONT OF YOU FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES, RIGHT? THAT GOES WITH THOSE STUDENT DRIVER CARS. IT ALL JUST MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK WITH YOU JUST TO SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT.http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/215026829http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/215026829Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:35:33 -0400383. PEOPLE THAT THINK BABIES ARE CUTE. THEY HAVE BIG HEADS. AND LITTLE ARMS. AND HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW BIG THEIR HEADS ARE?http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/215025290http://dearworldwtf.tumblr.com/post/215025290Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:33:16 -0400